Medical Minimalist T-Shirts

'Remember: medical insurance is like a hospital gown - You're never covered as much as you think you are.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

The Bare Minimum

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

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"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Horn of Plenty.

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

High Tech/Low Tech.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."