Monastic Minimalist Gifts

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

"Looks like we found the issue."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Typewriters and Laptops.

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

The Bare Minimum

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

Buddhist Center

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

High Tech/Low Tech.

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

Coming home to an empty apartment made him realize just how much he needed stuff.

"I hear we went platinum."

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"Say something. I forget what you sound like."

STRIP Hambone: Neddle-less christmas tree screen saver

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."