Medication Minimalist Gifts

'I'm taking better care of my heart. I've started using Aspirin as one of my pizza toppings.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

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Typewriters and Laptops.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

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'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

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"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Horn of Plenty.

Buddhist Center

"That's your tiny house!"

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

High Tech/Low Tech.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."