Medical Law Gifts

'Sign this notarised statement that you will not sue the NHS if you contract lung cancer, and the government will let you buy fags at half price.'

Trial by Media

The Anti-Agent

"You're fired."

Lynching on social media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

2021

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"His first out-of-body experience."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

vaccine wars.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."