Medicolegal Enthusiast Gifts

'Quick! Call 911!'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

Wal-Mart Ruling

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Violent Crime Statistics

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Parts Department

Doctors

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Lady Justice.

Medical Examinations.