Medical Lawyer Gifts

'We've pin-pointed the cause of your pain... and I've also located the whereabouts of our missing scissors!'

I like a lot of witnesses around.

'We misdiagnosed his case. However, we're offering a full refund of medical costs to his next of kin.'

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

Malpractice Specialist.

"I just scrubbed."

Trial by Media

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Lynching on social media

"You're fired."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Good boy."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Hollywood Sign Developers

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Flags

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Campaign for Plain English

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'