Healthcare Attorney Gifts

Opioid Profits

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Obama Healthcare.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Covid and the Vaccines

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

Budget

Prostate: 51st State

Vaccine

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Healthcare declaration

Doctors Discussion

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

South Carolina's War on Women

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Health Care Crisis table.

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

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Preventive medicine.