Medical Experiment Enthusiast Gifts

"Name, please?"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Jr. cloning kit

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Small child building a large contraption from junk

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I am not asking for directions."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'