Animal Experiment Aficionado Gifts

'And I'm a genetically-altered cocker spaniel.'

Scientist's Birthday Cake

'Dr. Bolinder? I've got good news and bad news about our basketball experiment...'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"I'll take this one."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Separation

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Dog Bar with Toilets.

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Plasma Ball

It's an experiment.

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"He wants a second opinion."