Medical Bill Reviewer Gifts

Medical Billing & Coding

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"If it's an expensive surgery, we now implant a GPS tracking device for the hospital's collections department."

"The initial test results are in and you have excellent coverage."

'The doctor told me to avoid stress and then sends me a bill for $670.00.'

'We're moving you from intensive care to intensive billing.'

'The biopsy is tiny, but it will cost you an arm and a leg.'

"I told you we were being stitched up. This consultant's bills are outrageous."

'The good news is that you'll be able to continue working and pay my bill.'

"You'll be out of here before you know it. Our auditor just went over your financial situation."

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

"Well, you helped me with my initial health issue, but now I've got headaches from dealing with billing and insurance!"

"Doctor Wilson believes in preventive financing, so regardless of your insurance, fill out this loan application form."

"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?"

"I have good news if you have insurance. Bad news, if you don't."

'His insurance company said it does not cover self-inflicted accidents.'

"Oh, the doctor does keep up. He gets accounting magazines on the latest billing methods."

"The doctor will bill you now."

"I can't wait until we convert to electronic health records. Carry these is giving me backache."

"Of course it's hard to understand. They wouldn't be billing 'codes' , if they were easy to decipher."

'Before we start, let me tell you why I have to overcharge you.'

A $50 co-pay? Well, go find someone named 'Co' and maybe they can pay you."

"Reimbursements are still shrinking - billing sent us the latest payment to read."

"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

"Alrighty, let's work out that copay."

'How come routine care breeds intensive billing?'

'Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it still remains so popular?'

"He has sticker shock from his health care costs, doctor..."

"Oh for goodness' sake, Brian. As if our gas bill wasn't high enough already!"

"Make an appointment for Mr. Rodgers for a follow-up billing."

"Good news! Your health care provider has agreed to pay for that tongue depressor I used on you. However, you will have to pay for everything else."