Hospital Bill Review Gifts

"We found a problem with your bill. It's too low. But I'm confident we can get it into the unaffordabe range soon."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

'The doctor told me to avoid stress and then sends me a bill for $670.00.'

'I'm can't tell if this card from our insurance company is optimistic encouragement or a threat!'

Medical Billing & Coding

"I told you we were being stitched up. This consultant's bills are outrageous."

'The biopsy is tiny, but it will cost you an arm and a leg.'

"We try to inject a little humor in our statements, but you should take them seriously."

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

'His insurance company said it does not cover self-inflicted accidents.'

"Oh, the doctor does keep up. He gets accounting magazines on the latest billing methods."

'Tell me if this hurts.'

'Try to hold on as long as you can, sir -- we'll start operating as soon as your check clears.'

"Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy...diminish pain and protect you from the damaging effects of stress!"

''You're in luck. Happy hour prices.''

"Alrighty, let's work out that copay."

"He has sticker shock from his health care costs, doctor..."

"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

'Don't pay the doctor...'

'The pain went away as soon as you said it would cost 40,000 dollars!'

'When you have your health, you have everything except money to pay for healthcare.'

"I hope you don't mind the medical student who's here to observe my billing procedure."

"These pills are $10 if you're paying for them... and $200 if your company is paying for them."

'It's bad news - my bill's ready.'

'Either pay your bill or I'll let you go crazy.'

'I understand the fee for medications. But how come I was also billed for side effects.'

Martin Health M.D. - practice limited to six figure diseases.

"But I'm not well yet."