Medical Bill Analyst Gifts

'I understand the fee for medications. But how come I was also billed for side effects.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

"I'll have someone come in and prep you for the bill."

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

"But Doctor - will the government pay for Ferris Buelleritis?"

'You'll be happy to know there's nothing wrong with you. That will be four thousand, three hundred and eighty two dollars.'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

Medical Billing & Coding

'The doctor told me to avoid stress and then sends me a bill for $670.00.'

'Nothing about universal health care?'

'We need to learn what happened at eleven O'clock.'

Man robbed by medical center.

'I'd like a diagnosis of the disease and a prognosis of the bill.'

"I told you we were being stitched up. This consultant's bills are outrageous."

'The good news is that you'll be able to continue working and pay my bill.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'You should probably just ignore that. Your insurance doesn't even begin to cover it.'

'I have to charge a lot for an office visit. How do you think I pay for MY health insurance?'

'There's only one side effect from this medication. It starts when you don't pay my bill!'

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

"That's the hospital policy. Cashiers must be familiar with emergency shock treatment."

"He's had several billing procedures named after him."

"You'll be out of here before you know it. Our auditor just went over your financial situation."

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

"The healthcare industry has made a lot of advances in billing technology."

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

"Stiff neck, blurred vision, and Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, all due to extended time in front of a computer. I think I just discovered the ICD-10 code for my job!"

"Well, you helped me with my initial health issue, but now I've got headaches from dealing with billing and insurance!"

'...and would you like to upgrade today's payment with your x-rays on a t-shirt, coffee mug, or photo package?'