Medical Bill Reviewer Prints

Medical Billing & Coding

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

"We found a problem with your bill. It's too low. But I'm confident we can get it into the unaffordabe range soon."

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

"If it's an expensive surgery, we now implant a GPS tracking device for the hospital's collections department."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"The initial test results are in and you have excellent coverage."

'The doctor told me to avoid stress and then sends me a bill for $670.00.'

'We're moving you from intensive care to intensive billing.'

'The biopsy is tiny, but it will cost you an arm and a leg.'

"I told you we were being stitched up. This consultant's bills are outrageous."

'The good news is that you'll be able to continue working and pay my bill.'

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

"You'll be out of here before you know it. Our auditor just went over your financial situation."

"Well, you helped me with my initial health issue, but now I've got headaches from dealing with billing and insurance!"

"Doctor Wilson believes in preventive financing, so regardless of your insurance, fill out this loan application form."

"I have good news if you have insurance. Bad news, if you don't."

"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?"

'His insurance company said it does not cover self-inflicted accidents.'

"Oh, the doctor does keep up. He gets accounting magazines on the latest billing methods."

"The doctor will bill you now."

"I can't wait until we convert to electronic health records. Carry these is giving me backache."

"Of course it's hard to understand. They wouldn't be billing 'codes' , if they were easy to decipher."

'Before we start, let me tell you why I have to overcharge you.'

"Reimbursements are still shrinking - billing sent us the latest payment to read."

"Oh for goodness' sake, Brian. As if our gas bill wasn't high enough already!"

"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

A $50 co-pay? Well, go find someone named 'Co' and maybe they can pay you."

"Alrighty, let's work out that copay."

'How come routine care breeds intensive billing?'

'Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it still remains so popular?'

"He has sticker shock from his health care costs, doctor..."

"Make an appointment for Mr. Rodgers for a follow-up billing."