Medical Billing Expert Prints

'The good news is that you'll be able to continue working and pay my bill.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

"I'll have someone come in and prep you for the bill."

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

"If it's an expensive surgery, we now implant a GPS tracking device for the hospital's collections department."

Exploring Healthcare Careers

'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

"The initial test results are in and you have excellent coverage."

'Nothing about universal health care?'

Medical Billing & Coding

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

'The doctor told me to avoid stress and then sends me a bill for $670.00.'

'You'll be happy to know there's nothing wrong with you. That will be four thousand, three hundred and eighty two dollars.'

'We're moving you from intensive care to intensive billing.'

"I told you we were being stitched up. This consultant's bills are outrageous."

'The biopsy is tiny, but it will cost you an arm and a leg.'

Man robbed by medical center.

'I'd like a diagnosis of the disease and a prognosis of the bill.'

"You'll be out of here before you know it. Our auditor just went over your financial situation."

'I have to charge a lot for an office visit. How do you think I pay for MY health insurance?'

'The X-rays show that you still have a lot of money in your wallet.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

"The healthcare industry has made a lot of advances in billing technology."

"He's had several billing procedures named after him."

"That's the hospital policy. Cashiers must be familiar with emergency shock treatment."

'You should probably just ignore that. Your insurance doesn't even begin to cover it.'

"Stiff neck, blurred vision, and Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, all due to extended time in front of a computer. I think I just discovered the ICD-10 code for my job!"