Mediaphile Gifts

Squeezing the Free Press.

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

In the Guru District

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"They grow up so fast."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Build your very own conflict of interest!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"National security adviser"

Create some buzz!

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

If nobody had invented graphics

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Gay Times...

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Meet the Enemy

Cord cutter

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

Laughingstock