Musicophile Gifts

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Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Shepherd and eurydice

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Tut and Carmen.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

Impressing dad.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Omara Portuondo

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

A Fairytale Update

Anna Calvi

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Trump! The Musical

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Romantic Violinist.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Triangle

George Michael

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Orchestra.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

At the rock concert...

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'