Audiophiles Gifts

Statue of Liberty reads Hifi Choice magazine.

At the rock concert...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Couple sharing earbuds.

Music for car stereos

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"Romance"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

Speaker Farmer.

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

Air Pods.

At the CD shop.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

The Scream Painting

Gramophone Headphone

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

'Don't you think it's time for us to get a stereo?'

"Sorry!!", "What'd you say?!"

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."