Audiophilia Gifts

Speaker Farmer.

Music Makes Your Head Spin.

Gramophone Headphone

At the rock concert...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"Tinnitus?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Couple sharing earbuds.

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Music for car stereos

'They want your underwear.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

Air Pods.

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

At the CD shop.

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."