Audiophile Humorist Gifts

Self help tape - listening skills

At the rock concert...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'Bront?saurus.'

Couple sharing earbuds.

Music for car stereos

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

Air Pods.

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

Airport Security. Sir, one of your tubs is empty. That one's got my dignity!

The Scream Painting

Baggage Reclaim

Gramophone Headphone

'Don't you think it's time for us to get a stereo?'