Autophile Gifts

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

At the rock concert...

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Couple sharing earbuds.

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

A meeting on the pier

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

Music for car stereos

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

Petrarch

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Elizabeth II

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Alternative collective animal names

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."