Autophile Mugs

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Outer Space Outsourcing

At the rock concert...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Music for car stereos

A meeting on the pier

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

Petrarch

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Elizabeth II

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Alternative collective animal names

Computer Head

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.