Cinemaphiles Gifts

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dimbo

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Housekeeping?!"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

What's an Imax cave?

"The Eggsorcist"

'It was great. I hated it.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Star Wars Audience

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Now Playing at the Europlex

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Tom Hanks

Hooray for Bollywood!

Film Star Robert de Niro

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?