Mediaphile Pillows

Squeezing the Free Press.

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

In the Guru District

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"They grow up so fast."

Benedict Cumberbatch

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"National security adviser"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Create some buzz!

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

If nobody had invented graphics

Gay Times...

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Meet the Enemy

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Cord cutter

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."