Cinephile Pillows

Tenafly International Film Festival

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

Vasectomy the Movie "Cut!"

"Oh don't worry. That's Benedict Cumberbatch. He's in everything."

"Hallelujah, I'm a believer!"

"I love my luvvie."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"I don't suppose you play pickleball?"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'My opponent may have the support of organised labour, but I have support of three highly acclaimed Hollywood movie stars.'

Remake of a better film your parents saw.

Film critic critics

Dirty Harry Dancing

'It's pretty much like any theatre, but the customer service is exceptional.'

"Let's just stay in and contribute to the disappointing weekend box-office."

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

May I have the envelope, please?

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

"Just getting the hell out of here is worth the price of admission."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"The senior moments don't freak me out as much as the 'Death in Venice' moments."

"I wasn't in the mood for exquisite observing."

"It's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."

"Housekeeping?!"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Honey, It's Steven and he's talking sequel!"

"We're in the part of the movie that's usually a montage."

Liv Ullmann

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Portrait of Stanley Kubrick

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"I know what you're thinking: Did he order six eggs or only five. You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, waiter?" "He's so not making my day." When Dirty Harry Met Sally

"All these markings will be lost in time, like pee in the rain." "Stop quoting that movie every time we stop, Bob."

Muzak and its variations.