Cinephile Pillows

Tenafly International Film Festival

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

Vasectomy the Movie "Cut!"

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"Hallelujah, I'm a believer!"

"Oh don't worry. That's Benedict Cumberbatch. He's in everything."

"I love my luvvie."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

'My opponent may have the support of organised labour, but I have support of three highly acclaimed Hollywood movie stars.'

Film critic critics

Michael Winner

Robert de Niro.

Dirty Harry Dancing

'Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia.'

"I don't suppose you play pickleball?"

Woody Allen

Film Star Robert de Niro

Remake of a better film your parents saw.

'It's pretty much like any theatre, but the customer service is exceptional.'

"Let's just stay in and contribute to the disappointing weekend box-office."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

"Hey - that new Stephen King film is better than the book!"

I'm glad "Fantastic Four" flopped. It was made by 20th Century Fox. Not Marvel Studios. The "X-Men," "Spider-Man" and "Fantastic Four" movies we've seen for the last 16 years aren't actually real. If a Marvel hero does not exist in the same universe as "The Avengers," then he's just an imposter and I don't care whether he saves his fake world or not. "The Church of Marvel," founded A.D. 2015. You're a false god, Hugh Jackman!

"All these markings will be lost in time, like pee in the rain." "Stop quoting that movie every time we stop, Bob."

"I know what you're thinking: Did he order six eggs or only five. You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, waiter?" "He's so not making my day." When Dirty Harry Met Sally

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Portrait of Stanley Kubrick

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Liv Ullmann

"We're in the part of the movie that's usually a montage."

"I wasn't in the mood for exquisite observing."

Géza Röhrig