Media Fatigue Escapee Gifts

"Anywhere....anywhere where they haven't even heard of Brexit!"

Screen Time vs Book Time

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

"At last - no Trump."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

Origami Mail

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

Hiding From Social Media

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

"Archie always understands when I tell him I'm dog tired."

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

"Poor guy. All the papers that piled up in his office while he was on vacation fell on him."

'It's saved us from having to get real lives.'

'The internet is impacting my sleep. All my flying dreams look like Google Earth.'

Bored Meeting

'Joe gave up the news for the holidays.'

"Too much mis-information out there, I'm taking a break from social media. I'll let everyone know by posting it online."

"Digital skid row"

Can't bear any news concerning Trump

'Our line is dead. Sometimes my old boyfriend goes off his medication.'

'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.'

"The news outlets show us an unending barrage of horrors and disasters and yet you're unfailing upbeat and happy. How can I be like that?"

'Wilfred has found true happiness. He's given up all media.'

'You'd think someone of his seniority would have been more careful about his online presence. He'll never live it down!'

'I need the technology that will allow me to ignore everyone.'