Media Circus Escapee Gifts

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Screen Time vs Book Time

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

"At last - no Trump."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

"When I said you could have a summer vacation I didn't mean the whole summer."

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

God hounded by the media.

Senior executive holding guitar hitchiking on open road in desert landscape.

Living life dangerously 2010.

'Clown-noser.'

I'm a defense attorney and this clown is our consultant in the event the case becomes a media circus.

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

Hiding From Social Media

'But in the end, the prosecution's mastery of criminal law was simply no match for a good old-fashioned media circus!'

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

'How did the public know about our positive drug tests?'

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

'We're going to make an appeal to the judge behind closed doors. Only you, me, and the media will be there.'

Butterfly businessman

'Yes, I'm retired but my former coworkers keep calling to find out who they should kiss up to.'