Media Circus Enthusiast Gifts

I'm a defense attorney and this clown is our consultant in the event the case becomes a media circus.

'But in the end, the prosecution's mastery of criminal law was simply no match for a good old-fashioned media circus!'

'How fast can you hype?'

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

God hounded by the media.

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

"Fine, but, what if we all took a vow of silence? Then how many monks would you see in cartoons?"

Jane Chastain

Media Attention for Aliens

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

'We're going to make an appeal to the judge behind closed doors. Only you, me, and the media will be there.'

'How did the public know about our positive drug tests?'

"Oh, it's not a circus, it's Michael Jackson's trial motorcade!"

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

"We've invested heavily - If not always wisely - In talent."

'He's ever so good with children.'

"My next guest is a charming grifter with a record as long as your arm. Let's give him a big 'Jaws of Justice' welcome."

"Welcome to the Cirque du Soleil!"

'The worst of it is they don't have any natural predators...'

'A spin doctor just isn't enough any more, Senator - you need a choreographer.'

Tightrope Walker Balancing with Phone

'...my next guest has been described as an extrovert..a hell raiser..a man of many suprises...'

"After last week's news cycle, this really IS the only answer."

"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"

'No son, not like that.'