Media Circus Superstar Gifts

God hounded by the media.

'How fast can you hype?'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"I, TikTok."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

Newspaper suicide.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'You've been killing files again.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'Get me public relations!'

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'Interactive TV news.'

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

'Take me to see Max Clifford'

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

A dog poops an @ symbol.

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."