Media Circus Superstar Pillows

God hounded by the media.

'How fast can you hype?'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Newspaper suicide.

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'You've been killing files again.'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'Get me public relations!'

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

'Interactive TV news.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

A dog poops an @ symbol.

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.