Cv Superstar Pillows

'We don't believe a word of this c.v... And we'd like to offer you a job.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

Bigger Brain

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

Waiting for the results.

God hounded by the media.

'You're overqualified, and we under pay. It evens out. Welcome aboard, Barnes.'

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"Yeah, you're the CFO of a global multinational, but to me you'll always be the First National Bank of Dad."

'We still have a few other people we'd like to interview before deciding on who will fill the position, Mr. Prescott.'

'If I'd known you were looking for someone without experience, I wouldn't have exaggerated my abilities.'

'Would you believe it the E.U. have put a cap on the numbers of celebrity chefs we can have!'

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

"My biggest strength would probably be my giant chicken legs."

'About this cv of yours...' - 'You can skip over the part about the potty training.'