Cv Enthusiast Pillows

'We still have a few other people we'd like to interview before deciding on who will fill the position, Mr. Prescott.'

'You're overqualified, and we under pay. It evens out. Welcome aboard, Barnes.'

'If I'd known you were looking for someone without experience, I wouldn't have exaggerated my abilities.'

'Now that's an impressive CV.'

"I see that your curriculum vitae is very good..."

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

'About this cv of yours...' - 'You can skip over the part about the potty training.'

"My biggest strength would probably be my giant chicken legs."

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Building a company.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'