Media Circus Escapee Mugs

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Screen Time vs Book Time

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"At last - no Trump."

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

Elevator/Open Range

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

"When I said you could have a summer vacation I didn't mean the whole summer."

God hounded by the media.

Senior executive holding guitar hitchiking on open road in desert landscape.

'Clown-noser.'

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

Living life dangerously 2010.

I'm a defense attorney and this clown is our consultant in the event the case becomes a media circus.

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

'But in the end, the prosecution's mastery of criminal law was simply no match for a good old-fashioned media circus!'

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

Hiding From Social Media

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

'How did the public know about our positive drug tests?'

'We're going to make an appeal to the judge behind closed doors. Only you, me, and the media will be there.'

"Oh, it's not a circus, it's Michael Jackson's trial motorcade!"

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

Butterfly businessman