Media Circus Aficionados Mugs

'How did the public know about our positive drug tests?'

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

Frankie and Annette.

Clown has hit wife with custard pie. Marriage guidance counsellor says: 'Does he end every argument like this?'

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

God hounded by the media.

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

The Lion Tamer.

"I'm leaving you, Al. And I'm taking my mother and the cats with me." "Laughing on the outside, laughing on the inside."

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

'Today stocks acting 'funny peculiar' outnumbered 'funny ha-ha' stocks by a 2-1 margin.'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

'You think you're in the wrong job, don't make me laugh.'

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

Crash Testing Clown Car.

I'm a defense attorney and this clown is our consultant in the event the case becomes a media circus.

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

Elephant Taxi Emergency

I said, everybody out of the car! Jeez, I hate stopping clown cars!

'But in the end, the prosecution's mastery of criminal law was simply no match for a good old-fashioned media circus!'

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'