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'How did the public know about our positive drug tests?'

Children's Parties

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Giggle.

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

Clown has hit wife with custard pie. Marriage guidance counsellor says: 'Does he end every argument like this?'

Frankie and Annette.

God hounded by the media.

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

'Today stocks acting 'funny peculiar' outnumbered 'funny ha-ha' stocks by a 2-1 margin.'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

'You think you're in the wrong job, don't make me laugh.'

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

The Lion Tamer.

"I'm leaving you, Al. And I'm taking my mother and the cats with me." "Laughing on the outside, laughing on the inside."

Crash Testing Clown Car.

I'm a defense attorney and this clown is our consultant in the event the case becomes a media circus.

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

I said, everybody out of the car! Jeez, I hate stopping clown cars!

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'

'But in the end, the prosecution's mastery of criminal law was simply no match for a good old-fashioned media circus!'