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"My next guest is a charming grifter with a record as long as your arm. Let's give him a big 'Jaws of Justice' welcome."

"Oh, it's not a circus, it's Michael Jackson's trial motorcade!"

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

Clown on bike.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Clown God

Clown Face Painting

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Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Clown Skis.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"I suppose you think that's funny."

Children's Entertainer

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

Clown Wedding with Rake

'He specializes in funny bones.'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

Beware of balloon dog.

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

No juggling allowed.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"I didn't say he's dying from choking. I said he's killing us with his joking."

'What's that funny smell?'

Giggle.

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"I locked the key in the trunk."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

Come back in, no one will laugh at you.

'Okay, let's try this again...It's stick your tongue out and say 'Aaaaa' not 'Haaa'.'