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"My next guest is a charming grifter with a record as long as your arm. Let's give him a big 'Jaws of Justice' welcome."

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

Clown on bike.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Clown God

Clown Face Painting

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Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Clown Skis.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"I suppose you think that's funny."

Beware of balloon dog.

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

Children's Entertainer

'He specializes in funny bones.'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

'What's that funny smell?'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

No juggling allowed.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"Ready...."

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

'Nothing seems funny anymore.'

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'