Virtual Circus Lovers Mugs

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

Parental Training Course

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

'I'm sorry, but we're letting all of you go. Your jobs have been outsourced to India.'

''Their relationship must be getting serious...He's lent her his mono-cycle!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Entertainers - Clowns and Jugglers. No Fools Kept in this van Overnight.

'This must be your son - I can see the resemblance.'

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

Busking Elephant

I'm a defense attorney and this clown is our consultant in the event the case becomes a media circus.

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

I'd Rather Be Unicycling.

"I wasn't texting or eating and there's no law saying I can't juggle."

'Do you want flies with that?'

'But in the end, the prosecution's mastery of criminal law was simply no match for a good old-fashioned media circus!'

"Yes, mom, we're all getting plenty of exercise."

'He's got a terrific memory but dreadful eyesight.'

Career choices for fleas.

'I met a circus acrobat on holiday, two performances a night, and a matinee on Sunday.'

Clowns.

'We're going to make an appeal to the judge behind closed doors. Only you, me, and the media will be there.'

'It's a long story...'

'How did the public know about our positive drug tests?'