Virtual Circus Lovers Pillows

Giggle.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

"I suppose you think that's funny."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

Parental Training Course

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

''Their relationship must be getting serious...He's lent her his mono-cycle!'

'I'm sorry, but we're letting all of you go. Your jobs have been outsourced to India.'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."

Busking Elephant

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

Entertainers - Clowns and Jugglers. No Fools Kept in this van Overnight.

'This must be your son - I can see the resemblance.'

I'm a defense attorney and this clown is our consultant in the event the case becomes a media circus.

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

"Yes, mom, we're all getting plenty of exercise."

'He's got a terrific memory but dreadful eyesight.'

'But in the end, the prosecution's mastery of criminal law was simply no match for a good old-fashioned media circus!'

'Do you want flies with that?'

"I wasn't texting or eating and there's no law saying I can't juggle."

I'd Rather Be Unicycling.

Career choices for fleas.

'I met a circus acrobat on holiday, two performances a night, and a matinee on Sunday.'

'It's a long story...'

'We're going to make an appeal to the judge behind closed doors. Only you, me, and the media will be there.'

"Oh, it's not a circus, it's Michael Jackson's trial motorcade!"

'How did the public know about our positive drug tests?'

Clowns.