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A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"That'll be five bucks."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

The First Fire Stick

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Stairlift around cliff face.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Divine Desk Bins

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Tequila Mockingbird

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Standard & Poor

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"He looks just like your husband."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'