Comedy Circus Fans Prints

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"That'll be five bucks."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

The First Fire Stick

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Divine Desk Bins

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Tequila Mockingbird

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Standard & Poor

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"He looks just like your husband."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

A baby using a heavy duty drill