Media Circus Fan Mugs

'We're going to make an appeal to the judge behind closed doors. Only you, me, and the media will be there.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Giggle.

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"YOU pass him on the left."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

'Well, SOMEBODY leaked the frog incident to the press!'

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

The Calmocracy

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

God hounded by the media.

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

'How about 'I'm still breastfeeding my five year old, half ton, binge drinking, monkey baby'?'

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

I'm a defense attorney and this clown is our consultant in the event the case becomes a media circus.

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"

'Creepy.'

"... And in other news: Still no truce at 75 Greene Street, apartment 3F."

'But in the end, the prosecution's mastery of criminal law was simply no match for a good old-fashioned media circus!'

"Yes, mom, we're all getting plenty of exercise."

"And, in a move sure to attract the attention of regulators, the private sector made a bid to acquire the public sector."

Man in a business suit balancing unsteadily on Euro currency in a circus ring

'How did the public know about our positive drug tests?'

'I'm in P.R. This is where I keep the spin.'

"Oh, it's not a circus, it's Michael Jackson's trial motorcade!"

Viewer to wife: 'Competition for ratings is getting stiff. Sixty Minutes is investigating NBC.'

'I miss Andy Rooney!'

'You won't count my trunk as a carry-on; I have to buy two seats because of my size, and you don't give out complimentary peanuts? Isn't this a jumbo jet?'

So you could have possibly supplied the happy couple with milk. What's your take on the upcoming 'Royal Wedding'?

"We've invested heavily - If not always wisely - In talent."

Monopoly, "You have been made a major media baron- do what the hell you like!"