Losing Social Media Might Be Great for Trump
Social Media Escapee Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who’s always sneaking away from the endless scroll? Our range of creative gifts captures their need to disconnect with playful designs and clever messages. Whether they’re a social media rebel or just love a good laugh, these thoughtful items are designed to remind them to take a breather and enjoy life offline.
"At last - no Trump."
'I need the technology that will allow me to ignore everyone.'
"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."
Screen Time vs Book Time
"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."
"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."
"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."
Life is simpler in the sticks.
'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'
'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'
"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."
"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"
Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...
'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'
"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"
Computer Gamers.
'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'
"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."
"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"
Wilderness - City.
Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.
Hiding From Social Media
"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."
"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."
"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."
"Log into nature"
Family separated by the Internet
Your computer says "work," but your skin says "Facebook."
'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.'
'Dad, can I speak to you, offline, about father son bonding?'
"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."
Playpen Jailbreak.
"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"
"Life was beautiful. Then I read the comments."
Social Media Escapee Gifts Collection
Social Media Escapee Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for social media escapees—perfect for those who love humor with their coffee, encouraging a real-life break.
Social Media Escapee Pillows
Discover our pillows for social media escapees—comical and cozy, ideal for relaxing away from screens.
Social Media Escapee Prints
Browse our prints for social media escapees—humorous art to inspire a digital detox and refresh your space.
Social Media Escapee T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for social media escapees—fun, witty designs that celebrate unplugging and enjoying life offline.