"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."
Social Escape Artist Gifts
Looking for a gift for your social escape artist? These clever and amusing products are designed for those who love to blend humor with their knack for disappearing behind a good time. Whether they’re the life of the party or the master of the artful exit, find something that celebrates their playful spirit and love of fun surprises. Our collection features items that match their lively personality, making every gift a memorable mark of their social skills and sense of humor.
"You're dropping by since you're in the neighborhood? Hey, that's great. Unfortunately, we're in our car and, whoa, looks like we're heading into a tunnel. Gotta go. Bye."
"Pack your bags and cancel your plans. The neighbors invited us to dinner and I told them we'd be out of town."
"You know what, boy? Let's just keep going..."
"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
Leave your troubles in the bubbles
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."
An alleyway leads to a scenic area.
"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"
'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'
"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
Desert Island Fantasies
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."
Crib Escape
"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'
Chairmen of the Bored
Tweaking the CV.
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
An office worker daydreams about a new poster.
"I'd like to point out yet again...there is no napping in meetings."
Wishing Well
Social Escape Artist Gifts Collection
Social Escape Artist Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for the social escape artist in your life—funny, clever, and sure to brighten their day.
Social Escape Artist Pillows
Browse pillows with humorous and cheeky sayings—great for your social escape artist to relax and unwind in style.
Social Escape Artist Prints
View our artistic prints that celebrate the fun-loving, elusive spirit of your social escape artist—perfect for home or office decor.
Social Escape Artist T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirt collection featuring designs that speak to your social escape artist’s playful personality and love for witty humor.