Social Escape Artist Pillows

"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."

"You're dropping by since you're in the neighborhood? Hey, that's great. Unfortunately, we're in our car and, whoa, looks like we're heading into a tunnel. Gotta go. Bye."

"Pack your bags and cancel your plans. The neighbors invited us to dinner and I told them we'd be out of town."

"You know what, boy? Let's just keep going..."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Desert Island Fantasies

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

Crib Escape

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

Chairmen of the Bored

Tweaking the CV.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"I'd like to point out yet again...there is no napping in meetings."

Wishing Well