Social Media Escapade Survivor Gifts

'You'd think someone of his seniority would have been more careful about his online presence. He'll never live it down!'

"At last - no Trump."

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

Grumpy Cow

Facebook/Meta

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

Worried about the machines taking over? Don't be.

Mobile

That night, Andy attempted to start a Twitter revolution.

'Are you tweeting about this?'

Shellfie

"You're allowed one facebook posting."

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

'Giles has got his first follower on Twitter so we thought we'd have a few people round for drinks, just a small celebration...'

Some Sanctions against Russia Are a Blessing in Disguise

Love Hate Computer Relationship

Tweet

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"

"Am I not being funny enough?"

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

You should read a book once in a while, Al. Where do you think you'll end up by spending all your time on the internet? The White House?

Hiding From Social Media

Family separated by the Internet

"Log into nature"

Couple sitting up in bed using tablets.

'I wanted to see which would run out first...battery power or idiots.'

Now on Facebook.

'Maybe your computer is flipping into sleep mode is because it's 1:30 in the morning and time to go to bed.'