Information Overload Escapee Gifts

"Digital skid row"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

School holidays

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

Elevator/Open Range

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"At last - no Trump."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

Living life dangerously 2010.

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

"...and at work, Doctor, I feel all the paperwork I have to do is taking the joy out of my chosen profession!"

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

I think you put it off long enough.

"And this brings to a conclusion, thank goodness, our broadcast day."

'Ah, for the good old days when geologists worked outdoors.'

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

'Dad, can I speak to you, offline, about father son bonding?'

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

'You know what I just noticed about playing outside? No pop-up windows.'

'Do you have planning permission for this construction?'

"He abandoned his computer, his pager, his cell phone, his hand-held pilot, his on-board navigation system and for one hour, we were blissfully disconnected."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

"Poor guy. All the papers that piled up in his office while he was on vacation fell on him."

The Cartoon Islands

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

If we were at work we'd be at lunch now.