Information Overload Escapee Pillows

"Digital skid row"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

School holidays

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"At last - no Trump."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

Living life dangerously 2010.

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

"...and at work, Doctor, I feel all the paperwork I have to do is taking the joy out of my chosen profession!"

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

"And this brings to a conclusion, thank goodness, our broadcast day."

I think you put it off long enough.

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

'Ah, for the good old days when geologists worked outdoors.'

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

'Dad, can I speak to you, offline, about father son bonding?'

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

'You know what I just noticed about playing outside? No pop-up windows.'

'Do you have planning permission for this construction?'

"He abandoned his computer, his pager, his cell phone, his hand-held pilot, his on-board navigation system and for one hour, we were blissfully disconnected."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

The Cartoon Islands

"Poor guy. All the papers that piled up in his office while he was on vacation fell on him."

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

If we were at work we'd be at lunch now.

'Joe gave up the news for the holidays.'