Home Office Escapee Pillows

"I'm heading into the office to do a 'remote' Zoom meeting. I can't do it at home, it's a tip."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Stress

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

Man Looking Through Window

Friday 5.30pm.

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

Clock watcher

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."