Office Overload Survivor Pillows

I think you put it off long enough.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Working hours.

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"I feel your pain."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

Office Weather

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

Getting through the week.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Exhausted employee

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

Office zombie.

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."