Office Burnout Survivor Pillows

'Oh Lordy...another bad day at Black Rock dear?'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

Working hours.

Another day at work would be one too many...

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"I feel your pain."

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Stressed over time management

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."

"I think that might have been one deadline too many for Tim!"

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Office Weather

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

Getting through the week.

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Information. Innuendo

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

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