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'Oh Lordy...another bad day at Black Rock dear?'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Working hours.

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Another day at work would be one too many...

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"I feel your pain."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

Stressed over time management

"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."

"I think that might have been one deadline too many for Tim!"

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Office Weather

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Getting through the week.

'All right, Hargreaves, you've made your point clear.'

Information. Innuendo

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".